Danys, you suck.

danysbaezSo far in the Month of May, Dany Baez has given 11 earned runs in 9.1 innings pitched. (thats a 10.9 ERA for christsakes!)
Send him for a rehab. Rehab from sucking.

5/24/2007: “But Baltimore’s good feeling wouldn’t last, as Danys Baez gave up the decisive run via a solo homer in the 10th inning.”

5/22/2007: “Baez, who usually pitches the eighth inning, has a 10.80 ERA in May. Baez’s struggles have contributed a stunning statistic: In May, Orioles starters have allowed 38 earned runs in 111 innings while Orioles relievers have allowed 39 in 47.2, an ERA of 7.36. . .”

5/20/2007: “Baltimore starter Erik Bedard did his job, striking out 12, but the Orioles bullpen fell apart as Washington came back to win 4 to 3. Nook Logan’s two-run single off reliever Danys Baez in the eighth with two outs capped the comeback. Baez got the loss and falls to 0-3.

5/19/2007: “Baez, who wasn’t used last night, has posted a 9.00 ERA in May, allowing eight earned runs in eight innings. Two of those runs scored Friday night when Ryan Zimmerman homered off him in the eighth inning to reduce the Orioles’ lead to 5-4 and make them sweat out a victory.”

5/15/2007: “Troy Glaus hit a go-ahead two-run homer in the eighth inning and the Toronto Blue Jays rallied for a victory over Baltimore. Frank Thomas drew a one-out walk and was replaced by pinch-runner Jason Smith before Glaus drilled a 1-0 pitch from Danys Baez (0-2) into the second deck in left for his seventh homer.”

5/13/2007: “Baltimore starter Jeremy Guthrie carried a three-hit shutout into the ninth, but was lifted after catcher Ramon Hernandez dropped a popup for an error that became the turning point. The Red Sox took advantage, getting four hits, and three walks against Danys Baez and Chris Ray (3-3).”

[tags]danys baez, orioles[/tags]

starless

Sundown dazzling day
Gold through my eyes
But my eyes turned within
Only see
Starless and bible black

Ice blue silver sky
Fades into grey
To a grey hope that oh yearns to be
Starless and bible black

Old friend charity
Cruel twisted smile
And the smile signals emptiness
For me
Starless and bible black

-Palmer-James-

rambling

i used to think life was one big test, our lives would be judged by what how we live and what we accomplish.

there is no test, there is no judgment, there is no enforcement. there is no reward, there is no penalty.

Leonard Cohen’s Favorite Food

“He’s the only man I know who pairs Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

with a 1982 Chateau La Tour.”

– Anjani Thomas

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99¢              +          $2800.00

 

[tags]leonard cohen, anjani thomas, mac & cheese[/tags]

Bob Seger used to be cool

Hard to believe heyna?

V/A : Michigan Nuggets

This is a pretty rockin’ (although hard to find) compilation of the original Motor City (and beyond) Madmen.

Check out the Nuge with The Amboy Dukes, and a wide range of other tasty morsels.

1. Woolies – “Who Do You Love?” (2:00)
2. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “East Side Story” (2:24)
3. Rationals – “Respect” (2:38)
4. MC5 – “Lookin’ at You” (2:44)
5. Unrelated Segments – “Where You Gonna Go?” (2:46)
6. Shy Guys – “We Gotta Go” (2:45)
7. Underdogs – “Love’s Gone Bad” (2:25)
8. Terry Knight – “What’s on Your Mind” (1:47)
9. Human Beings – “Because I Love Her” (2:50)
10. MC5 – “Borderline” (3:13)
11. Tidal Waves – “Farmer John” (2:11)
12. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Persecution Smith” (3:02)
13. ? & the Mysterians – “Can’t Get Enough of You Baby” (1:58)
14. Southbound Freeway – “Psychedelic Used Car Lot Blues” (2:31)
15. Rationals – “Song” (2:05)
16. Wanted – “In the Midnight Hour” (1:53)
17. Rationals – “Leavin’ Here” (3:09)
18. Bob Seger System – “Lookin’ Back” (2:41)
19. MC5 – “I Can Only Give You Everything” (2:57)
20. Amboy Dukes – “You Talk Sunshine, I Breathe Fire” (2:44)
21. Underdogs – “The Man in the Glass” (2:10)
22. MC5 – “One of the Guys” (2:17)
23. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Chain Smokin'” (2:47)
24. Dr. Jack Van Impe – “An Important Message” (0:55)
25. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Heavy Music, Pt. 2” (2:48)
26. Rationals – “I Need You” (3:41)
27. MC5 – “I Just Don’t Know” (2:38)
28. Tim Tam & the Turn Ons – “Wait a Minute” (2:16)
29. Ormandy – “Good Day” (2:53)
30. Beach Bums – “Ballad of the Yellow Beret” (2:27)
31. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Sock It to Me, Santa” (2:12)

[tags]ted nugent, bob seger, michigan, nuggets, psychedelic [/tags]

[demonoid]

Big Shot

I am the Big Shot.
You heard me right the first time.

Name of bachelor Johnny Cool.

Occupation: Big Shot.

Occupation at the moment: just having fun. What a party that was – the drinks were loaded and so were the dolls.

I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan. Then I saw… Hotsie. What a dame. A big, bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38. One hell of a region. She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima: I had to stand back for fear of being burned. Whiskey wow wow. I breathed. She was dressed as before the bed. In that kind of outfit she could get rolled at night… and I don’t mean on a crap table.

It’s kind of revealing, isn’t it? Revealing? It’s positively risqu – I like it. She said: “You’re a man with a thousand Gs, right?”
“A thousand what?” I quipped. “G-men, girls, guns, guts.”
“You’re my type.”
“Wrong, baby” I slapped her hard. “I’m a `L’ man: strictly liquor, love and laughs.”

She stared over my shoulder: “Play it cool, Johnny.” Play it what? I flipped. “Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York. Lead-filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this.”

She said: “Johnny, this is a deadly game, have a few laughs and go home.” I shuddered. Normally I pack a rod in pajamas – I carry nothing but scars from Normandy beach. I said “Wrong, baby, you can’t fool me.” She spat playfully. “I’m ahead of you, Johnny.” I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said: “Baby, you’re so far ahead it’s beautiful.”

“You, you are, you are eccentric, I like that.”
“Electric cheri, bonked off my, tout comprende?” We spoke French fluently. Our lips met again and again. “Yeah, yeah yeah” I slobbered. Hotsie said: “You’re slobbering all over the seat, kid.”

I went home late. Very late. What could I say to my wife, “Darling I’ve been beatin’ up again”? Let’s face it she’s credulous as hell.

“A punk stopped me on the street, he said you got a light, Mac?”

“No but i’ve got a dark overcoat.”

–Bonzo Dog Band–

Pop’n’Lock

Popping is a funk dance and street dance style based on the technique of quickly contracting and relaxing muscles to cause a jerk in the dancer’s body, referred to as a pop or a hit. This is done continuously to the rhythm of a song in combination with various movements and poses.

Popping is also used as an umbrella term for a group of illusionary dance styles and techniques that are often combined with popping to create a more varied performance (see below). The Electric Boogaloos, a pioneer popping group, state this as incorrect, and that it’s important that related styles are clearly separated. Instead, they encourage the term funk styles, which is a bit broader, similar to pop-locking, as it also encompasses locking, a distinct dance style of its own which is today kept separate from popping in major street dance competitions.

Like other street dances, popping is often performed in battles, trying to outperform another dancer in front of a crowd. This sometimes involve competitive tricks such as mocking the opponent, or mime style movements to keep the spectators hooked.

It is generally believed that the dance evolved in California in the 1970s and was originally inspired by locking. It was later incorporated into both the hip hop and electronica dance scenes.

Locking (originally Campbellocking) is a style of funk dance and street dance, which is today also associated with hip hop. It relies on fast and distinct arm and hand movements combined with more relaxed hips and legs. The movements are generally large and exaggerated, and often very rhythmic and tightly synched with the music. Locking is quite performance oriented, often interacting with the audience by smiling or giving them a high five, and some moves are quite comical in nature.

Locking was originally danced to traditional funk, such as James Brown. Funk music is still commonly favored by locking dancers, and used by many competitions such as the locking division of Juste Debout.

The name is based on the concept of locking movements, which basically means freezing from a fast movement and landing in a certain position, holding that position for a short while and then continuing in the same speed as before. These movements create a strong contrast towards the many fast moves that are otherwise performed quite continuously, combined with mime style performance and acting towards the audience and other dancers. Locking includes quite a lot of acrobatics and physically demanding moves, such as landing on ones knees and the split. These moves often require knee protection of some sort.

Liquid dancing (or liquiding) is a form of gestural, interpretive dance that sometimes involves pantomime. The term invokes the word liquid to describe the fluid-like motion of the dancer’s body and appendages. It is primarily the dancer’s arms and hands which are the focus, though more advanced dancers work in a full range of body movements. Liquid dancing has many moves in common with popping, born out of 80s b-boy and funk style dance movements.

Krumping is a form of dancing that originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California and is a relatively new form of the “Urban” Black dance movement. It is free, expressive and highly energetic. Most people paint their faces in different designs to show more emotion.

Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise (K.R.U.M.P) is a dance style. It is also referred to as getting buck or amped, and is a highly volatile, expressive and versatile dance form. It is constantly evolving and krumping is now a structured form of dance; with a variety of styles. It began as a positive release of aggression and anger and a nonviolent alternative to the street violence that is widespread in many of the areas where it is performed. Since then a movie has been released called Rize by Lions Gate Films directed by David LaChapelle, which depicts the street dance from clowning to krumping. This has given Krump plenty of exposure and since then it has risen in popularity in the hip hop dance community.Krumping usually involves physical contact between dancers, which can often look like a fight to outsiders, and in few cases can develop into a fight, or include violent physical contact. However, the participants understand this to be part of the dance and neither condone nor advocate assault and/or violence. In this respect, there is a certain parallel with the mosh pit in punk rock.

Clowning vs. Krumping

Krumping (not Krunk-ing) is often confused with Clowning, but while the two are related by form and origin (and vaguely by style), differences are visible. They share the same basic speed, and a similar movement pattern: a rapid rhythmic bobbling and jerking of the body, as well as the intermittent flex of the spine and thrust-out chest, which may be called “the krump” or a “bobble bounce”. Krumping, however, is a more sinister and aggressive dance form and is intended as an expression of anger or a release of pent-up emotion through violent, exaggerated, and dramatic moves. High variation, individuality, and movement are the foundations of the Krump or bobble bounce. It must be said that the current focal point of the dance as of 2006 and its differentiation from Clowning is a dance style of which where dissing or jokes are often involved. This is currently considered the taboo when Krumping, and is called “popping cakes” (cakes being the buttocks). It may also be referred to as “poppin bakes”, the difference being due to the gang culture pervasive in California. In a Crip hood, “b” words (words beginning with, or often containing, the letter b) may not be said, or must be altered; and in a Blood hood, “c” words are similarly taboo. So cakes becomes bakes, and boulevard becomes coulevard (pronounced soulevard).

The belief that Krump dancers regularly engage in face-painting is also a misconception: this is a Clown practice, and as Clowning and Krumping have been mixed and misrepresented in their introduction to the public (through music videos of artists such as Missy Elliott), it has been misinterpreted as a regular Krumping practice. The confusion may be a result of the movie Rize which documented the founders and other initial practitioners during the infancy of Krump as an art form; thus, the footage was from a time when the Krump kings were actually evolving from Clowners into the Krumpers of today. The Krumpers’ modified use of face paint served as a visual indication of this split. The style and cultural symbolism of this painting (used mostly during the early Krump movement, but now adopted by Clowners) has evolved from the circus clown image into ceremonial indigenous (ie tribal), war, or dance paint. This could signify the development of a third school of a darker or more aggressive nature within Clowning, but still remaining Clown-oriented. In Clowning, there are older Clowners who have styles similar to Krumping but still associate themselves with (and are loyal to) the Clown school of dance.