Month: May 2010

Born Again

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I had a dream last night where I wanted to fool someone into believing that I became a Scientologist. I borrowed Dianetics from the library and started reading so that I’d have some good talking points. I became enthralled with the book and started believing it. Got scared and decided I needed to go to church. Became a born-again Catholic.

volume 73: when opportunity knocks

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  1. Humble Pie – 79th And Sunset
  2. Dillard & Clark – Out on the Side
  3. The Flying Burrito Brothers – Christine’s Tune (Devil In Disguise)
  4. Richard Swift – Lady Luck
  5. Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros – 40 Day Dream
  6. John Cale – Big White Cloud
  7. The Dutchess & The Duke – Hands
  8. Busty Brown – To Love Somebody
  9. Darwin Deez – Bad Day
  10. Boston Spaceships – How Wrong You Are
  11. Frederick Knight – Trouble
  12. Eddie Bo – Getting To The Middle (instrumental)
  13. R. Dean Taylor – Gotta See Jane
  14. Timber Timbre – Magic Arrow
  15. Dark Dark Dark – Wild Goose Chase
  16. Alela Diane – The Pirate’s Gospel
  17. Loudon Wainwright III – Ode To A Pittsburgh
  18. Eddie Floyd – Big Bird
  19. Sam Phillips – Don’t Do Anything
  20. The Kills – Superpowerless
  21. Scout Niblett – Just Do It
  22. Tocotronic – Im Zweifel Für Den Zweifel

The results are in…

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I am going to hell.

Chris is:

  • more arrogant.
  • less compassionate.
  • more mathematical.
  • less moral.
  • less loving.
  • less old-fashioned.
  • less pure.
  • more desiring of sex.
  • less spiritual.

Happiness

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Happiness is like LSD: It’s something I dabbled with in my youth and every now and then I’ll have a brief flashback.