William Rush Chapter Carving Show November 1-2 (Media, PA)

WOODCARVING ART SHOW & SALE NOV. 1 & 2

The 25th annual art show will be held in the Penn State Brandywine Commons/Athletic Center Gymnasium from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on November 1 and from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on November 2. The event will feature carvings and pictures available for sale, demonstrations, door prizes, books, tools, and supplies. Admission is $4.00 with proceeds benefiting the Penn State Brandywine Scholarship Fund; children under 12 years old are free with an adult. Parking is free and snacks will be available for purchase.

The William Rush Chapter of the National Woodcarvers Association takes its name from William Rush (1975-1833), a colonial Pennsylvanian who was apprentinced under his father in the shipbuilding trade. Rush’s interest turned to woodcarving, and his frigate figureheads established his fame. He worked from a shop in Philadelphia, carving not only ship figureheads, but also allegorical figures and life-sized busts.

Penn State Brandywine is located at 25 Yearsley Mill Road in Media.

Woodcarvers Honor “Carver of the Year”
Don Storey’s carving career began with bird carving kits he received from his mother-in-law. He learned the art of carving from books of well-known carvers, a few years of trial and error, and through several carving classes, and has since come close to perfecting his art. So much so, in fact, that Storey has been named Carver of the Year by the William Rush Woodcarving Club.

Storey, of Media, has been carving for more than 25 years—he took on this hobby full time after retiring from Interboro High School after 36 years of teaching—and this year marks his 19th participating in the William Rush Woodcarving and Wildlife Art Show to be held November 1st and 2nd at Penn State Brandywine.

Storey’s said his wife of 44 years, Carol, has been both his inspiration and critic. As a result of her love and knowledge of birds—she is a long-time bird watcher—she has helped him tremendously. His career in woodcarving began with ducks, but he has since moved on to songbirds, birds of prey, and miniatures. Storey has carved 52 different birds and is currently working on the 53rd addition to his collection.

The William Rush Woodcarving Club said it “considers it an honor to recognize Don for his active participation in our club and looks forward to many more years.”

Mister Softee

Tom Scharpling: What is that playing in the background?
Spike: Oh it’s just a Mister Softee truck coming into the street.
Tom: Oh no! Get away! Run! Don’t you legally need to be 500 feet from that truck? Run, Spike!
Spike: No, I’m indoors.
Tom: Run! Is that your ankle bracelet going off?
Spike: I’m indoors, I’m no where near the truck.
Tom: Legally, is somebody witnessing you indoors?
Spike: Yes… somebody in the dungeon.

The Best Show on WFMU. September 16, 2008

Scranton, An Absolute Jerkwater of a Town

I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania and that’s as hardscrabble a place as you’re gonna find.  I’ll show you around some time and you’ll see. It’s a hellhole. An absolute jerkwater of a town. You couldn’t stand to spend a weekend there. It is just an awful, awful sad place filled with sad desperate people with no ambition. Nobody, and I mean nobody, but me has ever come out of that place. It’s a genetic cesspool. So don’t be telling me that I’m part of the Washington elite because I come from the absolute worst place on Earth: Scranton, Pennsylvania.

– Jason Sudeikis, as Joe Biden on SNL October 4th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj0dqCB6pcI

Joe Sixpack is an alcoholic

“It’s time that normal Joe Sixpack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency.” – Alaska Governess Sarah Palin

Joe Sixpack is an alcoholic and need not be specifically or heartily represented by the executive branch. Who’s next Mary Crackhead, Phil Powdernose, and Mike Adulterer? Who will represent them?

Andy Daly – Nine Sweaters

Andy Daly Nine Sweaters
Andy Daly Nine Sweaters

In our amazing future… women who have been given a drug that renders them unconscious will be delighted to wake up and find that they have been made love to… and they will thankful for the good night’s sleep.

– Andy Daly as The Incredible Blasko

Andy Daly’s CD is available on iTunes, Amazon, or directly from AST Records.