Month: May 2007

Danys, you suck.

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danysbaezSo far in the Month of May, Dany Baez has given 11 earned runs in 9.1 innings pitched. (thats a 10.9 ERA for christsakes!)
Send him for a rehab. Rehab from sucking.

5/24/2007: “But Baltimore’s good feeling wouldn’t last, as Danys Baez gave up the decisive run via a solo homer in the 10th inning.”

5/22/2007: “Baez, who usually pitches the eighth inning, has a 10.80 ERA in May. Baez’s struggles have contributed a stunning statistic: In May, Orioles starters have allowed 38 earned runs in 111 innings while Orioles relievers have allowed 39 in 47.2, an ERA of 7.36. . .”

5/20/2007: “Baltimore starter Erik Bedard did his job, striking out 12, but the Orioles bullpen fell apart as Washington came back to win 4 to 3. Nook Logan’s two-run single off reliever Danys Baez in the eighth with two outs capped the comeback. Baez got the loss and falls to 0-3.

5/19/2007: “Baez, who wasn’t used last night, has posted a 9.00 ERA in May, allowing eight earned runs in eight innings. Two of those runs scored Friday night when Ryan Zimmerman homered off him in the eighth inning to reduce the Orioles’ lead to 5-4 and make them sweat out a victory.”

5/15/2007: “Troy Glaus hit a go-ahead two-run homer in the eighth inning and the Toronto Blue Jays rallied for a victory over Baltimore. Frank Thomas drew a one-out walk and was replaced by pinch-runner Jason Smith before Glaus drilled a 1-0 pitch from Danys Baez (0-2) into the second deck in left for his seventh homer.”

5/13/2007: “Baltimore starter Jeremy Guthrie carried a three-hit shutout into the ninth, but was lifted after catcher Ramon Hernandez dropped a popup for an error that became the turning point. The Red Sox took advantage, getting four hits, and three walks against Danys Baez and Chris Ray (3-3).”

[tags]danys baez, orioles[/tags]

starless

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Sundown dazzling day
Gold through my eyes
But my eyes turned within
Only see
Starless and bible black

Ice blue silver sky
Fades into grey
To a grey hope that oh yearns to be
Starless and bible black

Old friend charity
Cruel twisted smile
And the smile signals emptiness
For me
Starless and bible black

-Palmer-James-

rambling

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i used to think life was one big test, our lives would be judged by what how we live and what we accomplish.

there is no test, there is no judgment, there is no enforcement. there is no reward, there is no penalty.

Leonard Cohen’s Favorite Food

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“He’s the only man I know who pairs Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

with a 1982 Chateau La Tour.”

– Anjani Thomas

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99¢              +          $2800.00

 

[tags]leonard cohen, anjani thomas, mac & cheese[/tags]

Bob Seger used to be cool

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Hard to believe heyna?

V/A : Michigan Nuggets

This is a pretty rockin’ (although hard to find) compilation of the original Motor City (and beyond) Madmen.

Check out the Nuge with The Amboy Dukes, and a wide range of other tasty morsels.

1. Woolies – “Who Do You Love?” (2:00)
2. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “East Side Story” (2:24)
3. Rationals – “Respect” (2:38)
4. MC5 – “Lookin’ at You” (2:44)
5. Unrelated Segments – “Where You Gonna Go?” (2:46)
6. Shy Guys – “We Gotta Go” (2:45)
7. Underdogs – “Love’s Gone Bad” (2:25)
8. Terry Knight – “What’s on Your Mind” (1:47)
9. Human Beings – “Because I Love Her” (2:50)
10. MC5 – “Borderline” (3:13)
11. Tidal Waves – “Farmer John” (2:11)
12. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Persecution Smith” (3:02)
13. ? & the Mysterians – “Can’t Get Enough of You Baby” (1:58)
14. Southbound Freeway – “Psychedelic Used Car Lot Blues” (2:31)
15. Rationals – “Song” (2:05)
16. Wanted – “In the Midnight Hour” (1:53)
17. Rationals – “Leavin’ Here” (3:09)
18. Bob Seger System – “Lookin’ Back” (2:41)
19. MC5 – “I Can Only Give You Everything” (2:57)
20. Amboy Dukes – “You Talk Sunshine, I Breathe Fire” (2:44)
21. Underdogs – “The Man in the Glass” (2:10)
22. MC5 – “One of the Guys” (2:17)
23. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Chain Smokin'” (2:47)
24. Dr. Jack Van Impe – “An Important Message” (0:55)
25. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Heavy Music, Pt. 2” (2:48)
26. Rationals – “I Need You” (3:41)
27. MC5 – “I Just Don’t Know” (2:38)
28. Tim Tam & the Turn Ons – “Wait a Minute” (2:16)
29. Ormandy – “Good Day” (2:53)
30. Beach Bums – “Ballad of the Yellow Beret” (2:27)
31. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – “Sock It to Me, Santa” (2:12)

[tags]ted nugent, bob seger, michigan, nuggets, psychedelic [/tags]

[demonoid]

Big Shot

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I am the Big Shot.
You heard me right the first time.

Name of bachelor Johnny Cool.

Occupation: Big Shot.

Occupation at the moment: just having fun. What a party that was – the drinks were loaded and so were the dolls.

I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan. Then I saw… Hotsie. What a dame. A big, bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38. One hell of a region. She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima: I had to stand back for fear of being burned. Whiskey wow wow. I breathed. She was dressed as before the bed. In that kind of outfit she could get rolled at night… and I don’t mean on a crap table.

It’s kind of revealing, isn’t it? Revealing? It’s positively risqu – I like it. She said: “You’re a man with a thousand Gs, right?”
“A thousand what?” I quipped. “G-men, girls, guns, guts.”
“You’re my type.”
“Wrong, baby” I slapped her hard. “I’m a `L’ man: strictly liquor, love and laughs.”

She stared over my shoulder: “Play it cool, Johnny.” Play it what? I flipped. “Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York. Lead-filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this.”

She said: “Johnny, this is a deadly game, have a few laughs and go home.” I shuddered. Normally I pack a rod in pajamas – I carry nothing but scars from Normandy beach. I said “Wrong, baby, you can’t fool me.” She spat playfully. “I’m ahead of you, Johnny.” I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said: “Baby, you’re so far ahead it’s beautiful.”

“You, you are, you are eccentric, I like that.”
“Electric cheri, bonked off my, tout comprende?” We spoke French fluently. Our lips met again and again. “Yeah, yeah yeah” I slobbered. Hotsie said: “You’re slobbering all over the seat, kid.”

I went home late. Very late. What could I say to my wife, “Darling I’ve been beatin’ up again”? Let’s face it she’s credulous as hell.

“A punk stopped me on the street, he said you got a light, Mac?”

“No but i’ve got a dark overcoat.”

–Bonzo Dog Band–